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fuckyesdeadpool:

beautifulfassy:

there better not be a Black Widow movie because Deadpool fans have been waiting 5 years for a movie ever since they announced they were working on a script after X-Men Origins: Wolverine and we still haven’t got shit

so no 

As a huge fucking fan of Deadpool who has been wanting his solo movie as long as everyone else I’ve got to request you STFU

We need a female lead superhero movie. As individuals, as a highly misogynistic community and society, we NEED it. Our sisters need it, our brothers need it and the kids just now picking up comics need it.

Women on top.

Deadpool likes it that way anyway.

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
-onixxx:

I need people to come play this with me.

-onixxx:

I need people to come play this with me.

casfucker:

7.12

casfucker:

7.12

madripoor:

everybodyilovedies:

em1ree:

IMAGINE IF TONY HAD ALLOWED THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS TO HIS IRON MAN SUITS

SENATOR STERN WANTED THE SUITS FOR HYDRA

HYDRA WITH HIGHLY WEAPONIZED SUITS

well thanks to natasha now the whole world has the blueprints and coding for all of tony’s tech so you know. but i’m sure nothing’s going to go wrong with that-

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Oh.

oooohhhhhhhhhh….

except no????? SHIELD doesnt have access to all of starktech why do people think this. tony spent an entire movie not wanting to give the armor to anyone except rhodey. worst thing SHIELD would have is a very specialised version of his repulsor tech that he developed for the helicarriers.

and if for some inane reason SHIELD had access to the armor tech why are people giving natasha shit for leaking that on the internet. they’d already be fucked because that meant HYDRA already had the armor there are literally no other worse hands for the tech to fall into anymore

why do people think natasha wasnt thinking when she leaked SHIELD’s secrets??? when we were explicitly told she had the most to lose from it? when she was the one facing the worst potential consequences???? how many question marks am i allowed to use???????

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

How the show should have ended.

improbablenormality:

emma7x:

passthecocaine:

MY POLYJUICE POTION HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG

and you’re a RAVENCLAW

YOU ARE A SHAME TO OUR HOUSE

improbablenormality:

emma7x:

passthecocaine:

MY POLYJUICE POTION HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG

and you’re a RAVENCLAW

YOU ARE A SHAME TO OUR HOUSE

verbo-to-be: